Sunday, 9 September 2012

2GO CONUNDRUM- MY STORY


I'm really not a story-story person but this one has to be told. I shamefully joined 2go on the 20th of July, because of one girl like that, long story short, i spent only 2days there, that stuff is IQ-lowering. Well if you don't know what that means, then you have probably been IQ-lowered or let’s just say you have a low IQ. Don't forget to ask for the meaning. Back to my story, i joined this social platform knowing fully well that it’s for dead people, but you cannot always believe what you hear, until u experience or see it, hence the saying 'seeing is believing'.
I started going through the thing shaaa, i stumbled on some weird contacts like archangel, misfunkybabe, sexivikki, mizportable and so on.
The person that made me join has been mentioned somehow, it’s left for you to figure out. We started chatting normally, and the first problem i encountered was when this babe asked me for the meaning of 'smh'. This is one of the moments that you just sigh; but sighing alone could not express my disappointment. Well, I overlooked, which i think is what every sharp guy should do. The major problem came when this babe said i should send her the picture of my manhood, what came to my mind was that 'is that what you people do here?'. In truth, I turned the chat around and told her to send her....you know *scratches head, well she didn't even hesitate. In no time I saw a picture. The look on my face must have been priceless because I was quite shocked at how easy that was. Well, if that shocked me, then words can't describe what I felt after what happened next. After seeing the "picture", I sent her a message asking for more (duh I'm a guy, we always want more ;). Her reply is still flashing in my head as I write this... I think I fainted when I saw it ...okay I didn't but u get my point, hehe "IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE, SEND 200NAIRA MTN CREDIT" *logs out of Nigeria*. The next day, the first thing I did was to delete the application and off I went................................the end.
What would you do? Send the credit and get more faceless naked pictures? Drop your comments below.


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