Sunday, 9 September 2012

MY FAVORITE CHAT UP LINES


Disclaimer: You use these at your own risk and i refuse to take responsibility for your medical bills should you choose to try using any of these lines and get beat up. 


  • Hi, I'm a sex bomb-please defuse me!


  • I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!


  • Hi! You must be very tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night.


  • Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?


  • There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.


  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.


  • Is that a mirror in your pocket?? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!


  • That's a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you but it would look even better on my floor!


  • Looking at shirt label* Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven.


  • About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?


  • Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!


  • Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.


  • There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?



  • "Hey baby, if you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"



  • Hi, I'm doing a survey for... What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday? ……………………..my best


  • It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves!



  • Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?



  • Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?



  • You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?



  • I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?



  • Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?

 As usual, lemme know what you think or add yours if you have any cool one.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"hiiiiiiiii...i tried to walk away but my legs led me back here. u have a pair of eyes i want to see again..."