Disclaimer: You use these at
your own risk and i refuse to take responsibility for your medical bills should
you choose to try using any of these lines and get beat up.
- Hi, I'm a sex bomb-please defuse me!
- I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!
- Hi! You must be very tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night.
- Hey, my shoes are having a party, would your dress like to come down and join them?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket?? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- That's a really nice shirt.. it looks great on you but it would look even better on my floor!
- Looking at shirt label* Sorry.. just checking to see if it says Made in Heaven.
- About how drunk do you think I'd need to get you, for you to come home with me?
- Are those space pants? Cause yer ASS is outta this world!!
- Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
- There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
- "Hey baby, if you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
- Hi, I'm doing a survey for... What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday? ……………………..my best
- It's a good thing I've got a porsche, Cause you've got some Dangerous curves!
- Did you know that the scientific term for you is Beautimus Maximus?
- Are you wearing lipstick, and do you mind if I taste it?
- You have 236 bones in your body, Want one more?
- I lost my teddy bear, Can I sleep with you instead?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
As usual, lemme know
what you think or add yours if you have any cool one.
1 comment:
"hiiiiiiiii...i tried to walk away but my legs led me back here. u have a pair of eyes i want to see again..."
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